Saturday, January 22, 2011

Virgin Again? NO WAY!

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Recently, many people have been showing me a particular image, targeted at me; my ultimate vent out place. Yes, the V-Word for a chance is the main dish tonight, instead of the F-Word. I know, it is absolutely weird. M/s Satya Pharmaceuticals, the small cheap firm, has absolutely no connection with the blog, neither the name nor the content has any truth/reality/bullshit connected to the blog!

VirginAgain: "Hi, my name is VA, and I'm with a Company. Do you want to be a virgin again?"
What you need to reply is: "What are you wearing?"
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No fucking married woman is going to be a virgin again, at least not by using Virgin Again.


 

 ... the only way you can remain a virgin is by NOT using Virgin-Again!






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25 comments:

  1. MeherJanuary 22, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    haha. what absurdity. Virgin again by using a lotion by the same name. whatthefaak!

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  2. SandyJanuary 22, 2011 at 6:19 PM

    I was under the impression that virginity was something one could only have once in life. That one could extend this unique phase by reading this blog is a revelation indeed.

    What I would really like to know is whether the reading of this blog has the effects the lotion mentioned above claims to have.

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  3. Splatters Of InkJanuary 22, 2011 at 7:03 PM

    Hahahahaha! What nonsense. Virgin Again? LOL! :D

    I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOUR BLOG!

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  4. ladylavendersaysJanuary 22, 2011 at 9:07 PM

    Oh wow. This is hilarious. For one, why would anyone want to lose their virginity the second time, or third time or fourth time? Cos the lotion claims to work in half an hour, and it is not a permanent solution. Ugh..

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  5. HiteshJanuary 22, 2011 at 11:32 PM

    hymenoplasty - thats d surgical way - par yeh lotion - lol

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  6. viciousJanuary 22, 2011 at 11:48 PM

    lol ..hilarious

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  7. Toyin O.January 23, 2011 at 2:58 AM

    Interesting blog:)

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  8. SJanuary 23, 2011 at 4:12 AM

    Just noted down the no, I may pass it on to some I know! ;)

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  9. LilangelJanuary 24, 2011 at 3:35 AM

    ROFL :)

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  10. Siddhartha JoshiJanuary 24, 2011 at 5:04 PM

    Hahahaha...absolutely funny!!! I wonder if the model even knew what she was modeling for...lol :)

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  11. Sayak ShomeJanuary 25, 2011 at 5:23 PM

    It's amusing actually. As naive adolescents some people are very eager to lose their virginity, and well when they grow up(age wise, that is) they want it back, and well, that is what maybe triggers the invention of such deceitful asinine products.

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  12. BikramJanuary 25, 2011 at 9:04 PM

    YEs sir i love your blog :) now then ahmm ahmm he hehehe

    loved it

    Bikram's

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  13. Amandeep SinghJanuary 26, 2011 at 4:23 PM

    hahaha
    wtf!

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  14. ♥ÐÅyÐяєÅмє®♥January 28, 2011 at 10:26 AM

    Man..what an article.. lol...and what a vulgar description on a paper ad.. lol...

    first time in ur blog too.. I am sure it won't be my last... :D

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  15. AddyJanuary 28, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    I've always like your humor buddy and if you'd be interested to write for an e-mag do let me know! addy@addybrainwave.com

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  16. SheilaJanuary 31, 2011 at 12:28 AM

    WHAT! BAHAHAHAH! You are shitting me! :D :D

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  17. aakashFebruary 3, 2011 at 2:23 AM

    What the TRuck!!
    'Patni no. 1' :D
    what is that thing, fevicol or what?
    besides, just one more thing to add'
    This happens only in India (love it!!)

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  18. MillyFebruary 3, 2011 at 10:28 PM

    bizarre!

    Love your blog, I'm following.

    would love you to enter my giveaway:

    http://thoroughlymodernmilly5.blogspot.com/2011/01/giveaway-be-my-february-girl.html

    xx

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  19. MangoManFebruary 12, 2011 at 7:00 AM

    I'm pretty sure you found this in a train toilet!! Pati-milan. ROFL.

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  20. RinayaFebruary 12, 2011 at 8:19 PM

    LOL..virgin again?? :P
    No help for me..I'm still one... :P
    Love ur blog and although you may never see me commenting(lazy me)

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  21. PoojaFebruary 14, 2011 at 2:24 AM

    LOL

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  22. Deepika February 24, 2011 at 9:42 PM

    this was funny.. lol

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  23. JohnAugust 1, 2011 at 4:22 PM

    I share the same views. Liked your blog very much.

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  24. SmitaAugust 29, 2011 at 9:33 PM

    lol... ;)

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  25. Ramphal KatariaOctober 16, 2012 at 11:09 PM

    Sexual relations are between two human beings. And it's not a major issue to be virgin or lost it. What's there in it? Total absurdity. It's a commercial activity it seems.

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