Alienated, yet again... - (Part I)

#truestory - Credits: http://absence-is-steel.deviantart.com/

I know I have been missing for quite a while, now. But, as you guys do know what a brilliant human being I am, and probably the best savior of this planet. See, I prevented Earth from being destroyed, once, too. So, I am probably close to Batman, or maybe even better than that!

But, anyway, the point is... I've been missing, and I know I have been missed by loads of people, and it's genuine missing me, 'cause of the awesomeness surrounding me. But, yeah, I was missing from Facebook, Twitter, even from the V-Blog, because I was fucking kidnapped by those dumb ass green-y looking lame creatures, yet again. And no, I am not over-reacting to it. They are big time dumbasses, I mean who on Earth, er, whatever the name of their planet was, lets go of a genius like me? See. Dumbasses.

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As I do know, how patiently you all read my crap, so I'm just making sure that you guys don't miss out anything on my alien abduction - thus I will have to make you all go through the entire foreplay, the act, and the orgasm. Yes, I did say orgasm. Read it for more "action." Serious "action."
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Without caring a shit about this world, I was in my room, listening to Metallica, watching erotica, well, er, reading it, if I remember - when my room turned environment friendly with green shady light all around; for a second, I thought, maybe I was reading environment friendly erotica, but, what the fuck? Someone was knocking my door. There. I sensed it. I was going to be kidnapped by another set of aliens, from a different planet, now. Damn, it's so hard being a genius in this world, I tell you.

I, being an excellent judge of human character, could sense that they needed me to destroy the Earth, yet, again. But, this was different. This was better. They wanted to experiment on me.

...and thus, they turned me into one of their own breed, the alien - yes, your dearest, sexiest  Blogger, had turned into an alien. It was a dark world, the feeling of having three eyes (One of it never worked, I wonder why!) - the feeling of being a vulnerable human was taken away from me...

I was clueless, in the alienated world. Literally. The only shining light in my new life, was still Google. They too, relied on Google. For everything. To anything. (Respect Sir Larry Paige, and Sergey Brin!) The Google Translator was working, I could use it. I couldn't believe my luck. 

March. April. May. June. Four months of being an alien, in an alien world - ah!

#truestory -Credits: http://djtriseandfall.blogspot.com/

Surviving without human porn, books to read, girls to stalk, humanity to blame everything for... it was different. They had sizes of their eyes, (A, B, C and D!) depending upon their capabilities of wooing a girl - here, I could openly view all the images of the porn stars I had filtered through, without being judged - and easily confusing the dumbasses. I could abuse humans, (Since that was a fundamental right!) openly criticize IIPM, and it's surreal "management", call the PM a lame-duck, shout "In your face Jesus!", and survive in Mumbai without speaking Marathi. I could openly criticize how lame Baba Ramdev's yog is, could easily blame Mr. Kapil Sibal for my fucked up results - and no one was going to judge me, here. I was living my life, was this they called heaven? Maybe. Well. It was just the beginning of their end.


March 7th, thanks to my attention gaining skills, and my controversial crap, I was already a popular one around, the king of that Alienland, whom I called "Alienbaba," (Sorry dude, I failed to pronounce your name!) had now heard enough of me, and was curious to know how, and more importantly why did someone like me agree, and allow myself to be kidnapped by the dumbasses they were...


I had a smile, a grin on my face... This was MY second attempt, at destroying the Earth, which had just begun, and was going to be unfolded, soon... very soon!

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Well, that's my first part of alien abduction, more to follow in the series of posts I will be writing. Yes, I am back on Earth. And yes, I know - no one gives a shit. Still.


Have any doubts regarding my abduction? Queries regarding the aliens? Boobs size? Dick size? Their habits? Their style of porn? Ask me anything about them, and their crap. 

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...the story, and the legend surrounding the incident will continue... till then!

Aaj Halki Si Shaam Hai...

Aaj halki si shaam hai - by Bodhitree, is a song which I heard about 2-3 days back, and fuck oh fuck, I was blown away. It isn't as if I haven't heard of Bodhitree's GMD, Sabka Katega, XL Ki Kudiyaan, or anything. But, this was something. Soothing. Pleasant. And even more pleasing. The tabla divinity, and the soulful vocals of the lead vocalist, Satadru Bagchi - This song has absolutely everything to blow your ass off! And if you are missing this, you are missing some good music, really!

The lyrics:

आज हल्की सी शाम है, देखो ना साथ है अजनबी...
तुम कहो ये क्या हाल है, देखो ना साथ है अजनबी.
आज हल्की सी शाम है, देखो ना साथ है अजनबी...

गहरे डूबे हुए, झील में चाँद है...
पहले से ही कभी अपनी पहचान है
तेरे तारों की आँचल में ही रहती है पूरी ज़मीन!

आज हल्की शाम है, देखो साथ है अजनबी...
तुम कहो ये क्या हाल है, देखो साथ है अजनबी.
आज हल्की सी शाम है, देखो ना साथ है अजनबी...

रात ढल जाएगी, सुबह की आह में
हलके पलकों में भी कुछ तेरी साँसों में,
तेरी आँखों में मिल जाएगी,
जीने की राहें नयी!
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रात ढल जाएगी, ख्वाबों की राहो में
अंखियों से गाएगी हम को बहलाएगी,
निंदिया ले जाएगी, बातों ही बातों में.

आज हल्की सी शाम है, देखो ना साथ है अजनबी...

थोड़े पहरों में ही तुम चली जाओगी,
कैसे कह दूं अभी जान ले जाओगी...
मुझे पूछे ना क्या हो गया,
कहने को कुछ नहीं!

आज हल्की सी शाम है, देखो ना साथ है अजनबी...
तुम कहो ये क्या हाल है, देखो ना साथ है अजनबी...

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Download it from: 4shared.

Hotfile.

Shortened URL: by MangoManBunty, VKG, TheSleepingInsomniac, or whatever as people call him - http://thesleepinginsomniac.blogspot.com/ - Do NOT miss out on his blog, too, by the way!

PS: Everyone who is finally done listening to this track by Bodhitree, go figure "Ghar by Bodhitree!" - "Majestic track. Out of the world vocals, excellent transitions from bass guitar to tabla, but what makes it stand out are the lyrics." - Srijan Shukla, The Paused World.

Virgin Again? NO WAY!

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Recently, many people have been showing me a particular image, targeted at me; my ultimate vent out place. Yes, the V-Word for a chance is the main dish tonight, instead of the F-Word. I know, it is absolutely weird. M/s Satya Pharmaceuticals, the small cheap firm, has absolutely no connection with the blog, neither the name nor the content has any truth/reality/bullshit connected to the blog!

VirginAgain: "Hi, my name is VA, and I'm with a Company. Do you want to be a virgin again?"
What you need to reply is: "What are you wearing?"
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No fucking married woman is going to be a virgin again, at least not by using Virgin Again.


 

 ... the only way you can remain a virgin is by NOT using Virgin-Again!

Inter-Galaxy-Love!

Two. In. Love. :)

One?
No, not possible.
Two? Yes.
Female, and, Male.
In space, somewhere.
In galaxy, somewhere.
Only two.
Just these two.
These two, and these two.
No one else.
He looks at her.
Into her beautiful eyes.
Shy. Sexy. Seductive.
Excited.
A bit nervous.

She looks at him.
Smiles at him.

"So? Er, what do you think?"
She seems to ask.
Her lips are shivering.

She seems scared.
He walks slowly to her.
Takes her in his arms.

He whispers in his d-e-e-p voice,
"I won't hurt you. Promise!"
She looks at his face,
Into his eyes again.
He smiles softly,
While she feels his tall hands on her skin...

**This was the first time, that inter galaxy love had been accepted. After the caste marriage system, country marriage system, finally... the rule of the inter galaxy system was devastated, too. They were in love!**

And so they were drifting away,
on a cloud of their own...
Silently through space.

Kissing, loving, and breaking all the boundaries of the inter-galaxy love!

Sexy space love! :P