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I know I have been missing for quite a while, now. But, as you guys do know what a brilliant human being I am, and probably the best savior of this planet. See, I prevented Earth from being destroyed, once, too. So, I am probably close to Batman, or maybe even better than that!
But, anyway, the point is... I've been missing, and I know I have been missed by loads of people, and it's genuine missing me, 'cause of the awesomeness surrounding me. But, yeah, I was missing from Facebook, Twitter, even from the V-Blog, because I was fucking kidnapped by those dumb ass green-y looking lame creatures, yet again. And no, I am not over-reacting to it. They are big time dumbasses, I mean who on Earth, er, whatever the name of their planet was, lets go of a genius like me? See. Dumbasses.
As I do know, how patiently you all read my crap, so I'm just making sure that you guys don't miss out anything on my alien abduction - thus I will have to make you all go through the entire foreplay, the act, and the orgasm. Yes, I did say orgasm. Read it for more "action." Serious "action."
Without caring a shit about this world, I was in my room, listening to Metallica, watching erotica, well, er, reading it, if I remember - when my room turned environment friendly with green shady light all around; for a second, I thought, maybe I was reading environment friendly erotica, but, what the fuck? Someone was knocking my door. There. I sensed it. I was going to be kidnapped by another set of aliens, from a different planet, now. Damn, it's so hard being a genius in this world, I tell you.
...and thus, they turned me into one of their own breed, the alien - yes, your dearest, sexiest Blogger, had turned into an alien. It was a dark world, the feeling of having three eyes (One of it never worked, I wonder why!) - the feeling of being a vulnerable human was taken away from me...
I was clueless, in the alienated world. Literally. The only shining light in my new life, was still Google. They too, relied on Google. For everything. To anything. (Respect Sir Larry Paige, and Sergey Brin!) The Google Translator was working, I could use it. I couldn't believe my luck.
March. April. May. June. Four months of being an alien, in an alien world - ah!
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March 7th, thanks to my attention gaining skills, and my controversial crap, I was already a popular one around, the king of that Alienland, whom I called "Alienbaba," (Sorry dude, I failed to pronounce your name!) had now heard enough of me, and was curious to know how, and more importantly why did someone like me agree, and allow myself to be kidnapped by the dumbasses they were...
I had a smile, a grin on my face... This was MY second attempt, at destroying the Earth, which had just begun, and was going to be unfolded, soon... very soon!
Well, that's my first part of alien abduction, more to follow in the series of posts I will be writing. Yes, I am back on Earth. And yes, I know - no one gives a shit. Still.
Have any doubts regarding my abduction? Queries regarding the aliens? Boobs size? Dick size? Their habits? Their style of porn? Ask me anything about them, and their crap.
...the story, and the legend surrounding the incident will continue... till then!